But to get the full flavor of the train wreck that is Steve Ballmer in 2010 — a salesman whose only answer to technological change seems to be the operating system he inherited from Bill Gates — you might want to hear the quotes in context. The webcast of his performance is available here. We’ve taken the 12 iPad-related paragraphs from the transcript and pasted them below:
Steve Ballmer on the iPad: The transcript - Apple 2.0 - Fortune Tech
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